“Wanna see my camper pull a wheelie?”

You are all getting it wrong. That boat is obscuring the rear window. The driver has a creative air scoop for airing out the stench of the rotting hooker carcass in the back. Ingenious, if you ask me.

What a drag.

Fishing trip sucked, no fish, lost the outboard to the lake, it rained.

Fuck it, I ain’t climbing up on the damn roof.

Spoiler makes it go faster!

Depending on the wind, it’s way faster in reverse.

Dries floor of the boat out.

This is a special kind of weird.