I used to read up on a bunch of conspiracies but I don’t think I ever really believed any of them too much, but if I had to say one specific conspiracy I do believe in it’s the tech bro oligarchy. People like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are young enough and have essentially unlimited resources to enact their plan for “the world” as it were. Unfortunately I really believe they’re going to succeed eventually.
We just need to bring about the war of the sk8r bois and she’ll return to us!
That’s just a conspiracy from Big Conspiracy to sell more conspiracies!
It kills me when people give up the concept of having power within themselves and instead attribute it to “God.”
My grandmother would do this all the time. She would never accept that her determination, her skill, her prowess got her where she was, it was always “I thank God that he did this for me.”…NO GRANDMA, YOU DID THIS! It’s so frustrating to see people feel essentially powerless unless God does it for them.
Sounds like it would taste kinda shitty to me.
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
We’re so fucking insane about this shit that if I’m remembering correctly the show Hannibal had a scene where a person was cut completely open, guts and visera everywhere, but too much of his butt crack was showing so in order to satisfy the prudes they stuck some visera in the crack to cover it…
…gotta protect the children from seeing a butt ya know?
“When we said our chocolate was orgasmic and we want it to portray that to the customer this wasn’t what we meant… Try again, this time the feeling we’re aiming for is that our chocolate is titillating. Why are you smirking?”
Exactly. If you do nothing about greed and selfishness/narcissism then nothing changes, you just have smarter greedy people. :/
Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that’s what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.
My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala
My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he’s so hyped about it and then says “they even have pride parades, so you know what I’m doing!” and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun…
I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.