That’s where we currently stand.

Do what I do and have someone else kill it.

There’s only one shovel in that slop. The rest are all just handles.

The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.

Societal expectations to move out of your parents’ house when you turn 18. It’s a scam to get you to become more profitable to corporate America. You’re an adult now. You need to buy a car you can’t afford, get a mortgage you don’t want, insure it all to protect the bank, all to go to a job you don’t want, but now need so that you can afford these “nice things.”

But if you stay with your parents, even if you actually enjoy it, you’re a failure.