I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.
will this update be available to all, or only newer models?
Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever
maybe if you appeal personally they’ll give you a few extra just for funzies
Who is that guy? I mean IRL. I’ve seen many memes with him (?) as the CEO of sex.
It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.
that’s just his day job
Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading
i wish they’d told me this during the war
Thanks CEO of Sex!
That’s nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change
