Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.

Y’all are cute. Neither of these things matter.

Heard. I have seven of those roaming around outside as a nearby pond is their summer home. They shit and honk all day long right outside my window.

Broccoli ain’t that bad, you’ll survive

It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.

Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.