I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck

Call me “the boss’ ass” cause of how nosy I be

I’m like a fuckin’ truffle.

There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.

I’m practicing

Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo

Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?

Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.

I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.

That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.

It’s like these people don’t even know or something

🤧

Interesting and noted for my future endeavors

I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.

Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.

🫱🏻 F A M I L Y 🫲🏻

Fuck off Randy

Oh yeah. And they go “SSSS!”

But seriously, this one is about… 60mm? Somewhere in there. About 2.3 inches.

Roaches are, technically, 3 feet long. And two feet wide.

Go get em, Mr. Shlong!

I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.