Don’t worry, their buddy’s were just up the road bored out of their mind needing some excuse to get together and pow-wow. I’m sure you’re fine!

The other day at our city park, a dude came along in his truck, with a trailer and a 4 wheeler on the trailer. He just wanted to enjoy a ride around in the good weather.

Not much of a big deal really, but they don’t like people parking or driving on the grass, and they definitely don’t like people driving a motor vehicle on the walking/jogging track…

Welp, someone called the cops on him, and they sent 3 police cars out for him. Within about a half hour of the cops talking with him, he was arrested, and they sent not one but two tow trucks, one for his truck and the other for his trailer and 4 wheeler.

Apparently, going by the inmate search I did later, he was stubborn and didn’t care to obey the cops, and also charged with resisting arrest. The way the inmate report read seemed like the cops tried giving him a warning and an out, like take that shit out of the park, but he was too stubborn to comply. 🤦‍♂️

So now he’s in jail plus he’s gonna have at least 2 vehicle impound fees, maybe 3 if the impound considers the trailer and the 4 wheeler as 2 separate vehicles.

Fuckin’ dumbass, it should be common sense to like not drive a motor vehicle on a walking track at a public park.

Whatever, not my problem.

Usually, the others are just bored, so they show up to hang out and shoot the shit. Of course, when you have a group of them, there’s a good chance one of them will decide he has to prove what a man he is in front of the other dipshits, and you’re the guitar he wants to tune up.

And even if you don’t take a beating, or worse, all your neighbors are driving by, seeing all those cops around your car, and immediately presume you’ve been stopped for DUI, or domestic terrorism, or drug distribution, etc.

Now you’re the guy that everybody side eyes at the block party, because “you remember when he got stopped by the police, and there was at least a dozen cars there? He must have did something really bad, that’s for sure. I heard it was suspicion of murder, but he got off on a technicality.”