Don’t you watch movies? Someone with glasses can just stop wearing them at any time with no ill effects.
Actually, glass wearing phase is a metamorphosis all superheroes. They lose the glasses once they are fully grown
Watching 3D movies in the cinema with prescription glasses AND 3D glasses sucks…
Either its too dark, or too blurry :(
People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses
Clearly they are all lying
Hey. You look BadAss
Wrong…
Where are my fellow book nerd/librarian fetishists at?
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist’s glasses and putting them on like, “Haha, got your glasses!” That’s just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it’s amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It’s actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It’s like you’re enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. Don’t. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
It is technically a generic weakness, the exact thing evolution selects against and thus will probably naturally become less attractive over time.
