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Become ungovernable.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don’t kink shame =)
Shut up Meg
The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?
You can’t be tamed.
You rebel! Next you’ll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”
