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wait a minute, youre not _violet08
Girl, its ok. We love you either way
Though I can understand why a lot women start off with “I’m not that kind of girl”.
That allows them to work up from there lmao.
Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don’t pass you by.
Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis
Sounds to me like the instructions were perfectly clear.


