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Popcorn kernels? Nah.
Coin batteries.
“How’d they die?”
“Injested a large quantity of coin batteries and corn kernels.”
“Why on Earth would anyone do that?”
News story: Fucking tight thing happened when a dude ate…
Pffft amateurs. I’d just drink 3 litres of gasoline and shove a timed fuse down my throat. Everyone in the church will think satan is coming to get me
Nobody watches the body during a cremation
Doesn’t matter whose watching if you can hear that shit from the next county.
Rudy has fallen on some hard times, it’s the only gig he could get.




