As a bald guy, I’m still like, “damn, good for you, bro.”

If you haven’t see it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_VelociPastor

Hell of a thing.

Hey, this is a great meme, and I want to make sure that I tell you that we do truly appreciate you coming to Lemmy today. We have some more interviews lined up, and while I don’t think many of them will stand a chance against you, we see ourselves as a fair social aggregator, and we want to give everyone their shot. So, just to reiterate: today was great and you did a great job. One of our team is going to reach out to you within the week to set up a second interview, what we call a Stage 2 interview, and we’ll cover just a bit more of the meme needs and where we see your potential role in our family. Now, again, to be fair, there is a small chance that we find someone who fits our ethos just a bit better than you, and that’s OK, but if that’s the case, you won’t hear back from us. Don’t take it personally, you did a great job today, and you can relax on your way home. Also, be sure to swing by the lobby and help yourself to one of the snacks we have set out. Just one, though. We want to make sure everyone can have one. Great work, today.

For real. That bottom pic kinda horrifies me.

My dad had some powerful friends. They rented out an aquarium in Tampa for a wedding, and my family went. Because the place was completely empty, my parents just let me run where ever I want. I gotta tell you, that’s some real backrooms shit.