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Holy shit it’s real
- If he offers you tea, politely accept it but do not drink — he may be attempting to poison you with Polonium.
DO: Ask him to perform Strut
Don’t worry, nowadays you’re completely safe around Steven Seagal unless he switches to his obvious fighting double.
Considering he is old and fat and can barely stand up I doubt anybody would be in danger next to him
