“This position requires 6 beers experience.”

Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I’d be stone cold sober.

At my rate, probably about a year or so older.

With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.

“where do you see yourself 10 beers from now” would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.

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I’ll be dead because I’ve never consumed alchohol

My vision is a bit fuzzy…