interesting how no one seems to realize he is talking about a grip not related to her hands

Kidney definitely toward the back. Thus … the term “kidney punch”

Yep. A problem with most social media. Never think for yourself. Accept all the nonsense you are fed. Which results in being miserable and never just enjoying a joke.

Too many out there virtue signaling that just can’t take a joke

I’m always happy to provide one when asked

Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?

I think it was Socrates that first said, “if you have any interest in a second round be sure to aerate after the first”

To have full control of your car and still bring others to pleasure with your right hand is a god given special skill

LOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged

In Dutch the word for screen is scherm. Bet this is just a poor translation by someone who didn’t speak English. Or it could just be a Dutch guy making a joke

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Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF

I think they opened sardine cans

thanks for the explanation

I never understood the advantage of using old reddit vs. new reddit. Can anyone explain it?

Did you notice the date on it?

that would be my guess too

good point. A kid in college today wouldn’t be able to write as clearly as she did. And yes the decline is by design because clueless people are easier to control. And you can get them to believe any lie even when it totally contradicts reality

Mine is great. The only issue is when someone she doesn’t know comes in the house she likes to bite their ankles. So she is always held or put in a restricted area.

I wonder just what her thoughts were on how to “reduce” tension