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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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    It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, what would Shrek do

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth

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    But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Into the socket it belongs.

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    I want to make one out of sugar

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        That… Sugar glass is not that hard to make. It’s sound different tho

        • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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          You may be 100% correct, but I’m not going to be the guy going, “Erm, actually…” after seeing that at 3 o’clock in the morning.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t stick beans up your nose

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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      One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        At least it wasn’t seeds

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Make me

  • reparæi [he/any]@lemmy.ml
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    So this is what we call an infohazard huh?

  • danekrae@lemmy.world
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    But what about this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAHZIqxk4k

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg

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    Casualties: Unknown has this

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