Using a flexible dryer tube for a toilet drain is… I’m gonna go with ill-advised.

You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.

He knew.

Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?

Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.

This is how I was potty trained. I did not know that until one day I came home and my mom had my son sitting backwards. She said it helps little kids not fall in. Look at me putting toilet seat adapters in the bathroom like a fool!

I’ve heard that in certain parts of the world, this is method is used to wash/rinse one’s self in regards to a bidet.