But they only love me for my money!

Well one of us is going to get to tell the other “I told you so”.

What did the index xyz close at previous day? Check what index xyz closed at previous day.

You mean about the future? Good luck.

Next time consider an orderly queue and a “please deposit DNA sample here” sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.

The older I get the more I think sloth is my favourite deadly sin.

What’s the rest of the months? Free use february? Oral october? Anal August?

I prefer clean shaved/waxed so I don’t have to cough up a furball after going down on her.

Bunnies like math! How else would they be so good at multiplying?

Do you prefer an orderly queue or more of a moshpit scenario for your gangbangs?

That would make long distance relationships easier.

And that she decided to wear high heels on a walk on a dirt road and now she is carrying them.

Whatever you’re doing, what is calling 48 times going to do?

I suggest looking into the old saying of: “Six faps a day keeps the sex drive away” for a cure.