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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

I want it to slap me across the face

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I want it to slap me across the face

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I’ll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you’re not having it.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      Caffeine content probably the same. I’ll take the one that doesn’t taste like chalky dirt.

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    18 days ago

    Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It’s not even hard to find.

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    Both can be true

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    you can buy 200mg caffeine caps for that

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    Is it so bad to have both?

    I mean plenty of caffeine AND a good flavor without .25 lbs of sugar and 50% half and half is pretty nice…

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    4496

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    thats called meth

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
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    you don’t get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean

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    A BDSM cafe does sound fun.

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    Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples

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    So you want it to be whiskey?

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    Robusta bean cold brew coffee.

    It tastes like slighly sweet tea. It is served cold. However, it will give you AFib and allow you to feel the back of your eyes.

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    Pervatin?

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    17 days ago

    Quad shot latte over ice

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