Fuck that I’m 100% ready to become a little goblin. Imma get down to some goblin type stuff,
Little goblin thoughts, like making goblin stew, crafting goblin traps, infecting little goblin poo-knives, training small animals to be goblin mounts,
Planning to go to war with the pixies, until some one gives me a mix tape with the pixies on it, then hiding my love for the pixies from my goblin friends, and getting confused when someone tells me the pixies are human
That’s nothing, yesterday I made my wife an omelette.
Where can I find a gf, that would sew me a goblin, post it online, then get accused of turning me into a goblin?
Fetlife?
Brb!
It’s been 4 hours. It must’ve worked. Op is a goblin now!
Yeah, haha, GOBLIN THAT P-
oop she says she’ll put me in a vile, loathsome cage made of Hateful Iron if I finish that sentence >:(
What’s wrong with potatoes?
😂😂😂
I wanna be a little goblin 🥺
