I know we shouldn’t, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.
They would hunt literal dinosaurs for fun.
its a matter of perspective man
Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…
- https://elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌
I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much
hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.
I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣
Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.
finding men is easy. I could have a new one every day without putting in any effort if I wanted to. besides, I’m not looking for anything serious right now, I’ve just been having fun and enjoying a few flings since my breakup.
The elephant is as tiny as cat.
Cute.
The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…
Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.
German children’s television
Thinly veiled Jurassic Park reference
hope you found who had the violets when you were away
gotta take breaks from time to time
