OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down10
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·14 days agoI’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it. Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.
minus-squaremyotheraccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoBeing able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 days agowait, that’s not normal?
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoDon’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want. I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 days agoit seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoThat’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.
Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.
Being able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)
wait, that’s not normal?
Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.
I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture
That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
You could do it? Prove it. I dare you.
I’m practicing