mullet so tight the panties just baja blast off.


This is the only correct answer 👍

Joe Exotic, contest over.
He would have won if it wasn’t for that god damn carol baskins
Please,

Put me in for John Daly
Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is
Missing Dr. Badass (Ash) from Supernatural if Joe Dirt made the list. Chad lundburg

This is shit without Jagr
Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players

Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.
No way they forgot McGuyver
Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson
Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn’t a true mullet. Mel Gibson’s a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet
Joe dirt’s mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair
I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.
John Daly
Because while I don’t think he has the best mullet specifically, he’s combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that’s savage.
Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn’t a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn’t look redneck enough. And the rest just didn’t have the balls to do the bowl cut.
Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.
Pardon my saying, but “best mullet” is an oxymoron.






