You gotta be pretty stupid to buy an internet connected toaster.
1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?
2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”
If you were dumb enough to buy a toaster with a touch screen then I refuse to feel any level sympathy, you’re an idiot and you deserve to suffer.
Based
If I found the right one, it’s this…
$400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No… Just… No. Fuck right off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn’t, I’m kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it in their timeline.
A helpful notification lets you know when it’s time to empty the crumb tray
Totally worth
I mean, how would you know otherwise!?!?
“What are we toasting?” I see american read, in other words 1000 shades of white wheat.
I wonder if there’s a smart setting marked “bathtub.”
Just happened to catch an episode of Totally Spies where smart appliances betray their masters. See, teen shows get it…
Too many people trying to reinvent the wheel by incorporating smart technology into everything. If it work, don’t change it.
Well… This toaster proves it. We’re in hell.
What kind of update can be? -Maximum temperature increased to 240.
So just don’t buy it.
