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No? Dam you got me hah hah, have a good day now
“Follow me for more tips on how to get shot for no reason.”
“Motherfucker that was a perfectly valid goddamn reason to shoot you.” - guy robbing you because he wants what you have
This reminds me of the sketch in The Onion Movie where the masked gunman comes into the bank, but he doesn’t want money, he wants a job. So, they give him one. Worth the watch and hopefully this link works to see the full sketch:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuyCVaEHMU
Edit: Found the full sketch and fixed link.
This is valid only if robbery has not been made legal, or better: institutionalised. Finest example is, of course, Ankh-Morpork’s Guild of Thieves.
Or just give him a cup of coffee.
