Without a base, without a trace y’all.

Please don’t take glass to the beach.

A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.

1. It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
2. If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
3. This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.

This bottle does not exist.

ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production

I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.

Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.

And then the bottle breaks

Y’all motherfuckers need dildos.

With flared bases. Or big ol’ balls.

More lobbying by Big Anal…smh

ahh the “arbuckle” bottle

This doesn really change much tho, you could use the upper portion already

Glass?! Why isn’t it made of vibranium?