Hands are waaay too big

Good call to use a pic of him double-air-dicking

Something mildly similar is how spam emails made it through our filters. In the email it’d advertise dick pills but when copying the email to notepad it looked like gibberish. I made the suggestion to highlight the email text and change the font-color and size to something uniform. Turns out they would insert 3 random characters in between each letter, and those 3 characters would be font size 1 and white while the letters of the actual message were 12 and Black.

Napster was just mp3 files. There was a roundabout way around that where they had that method of zipping up an installer and changing the extension to .mp3.

deltree is the latest alt band blowing up! Download their whole discography!

I don’t know, she looks pretty sketchy to me

Where’s his wE tHe PeOpLe tattoo?

Not necessarily…a lot of places will only hire from within so they don’t actually have to pay market prices to attract outside talent.

Dang, and gas was down to 3.55 at one point.

Better fill up!

Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed

10 years ago I watched the movie Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried about the porno, Deep Throat. I’d never seen the original so after watching the movie I looked it up. The real Linda Lovelace looked like she was at least in her mid-30s but she was about 23.

Cigarettes will do that to a person

Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.

Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.

One Sunday morning I walked out into my ex’s open garage and sitting in there was a stray dog. Her neck fur had a mark as though someone recently pulled off her collar and dumped her on the back road. I calmly approached the dog and turns out she was the sweetest doggo and instantly got along with my ex’s other 2 dogs. She rarely barked and would always just walk up to someone, sit and wait to get petted. Even the ex’s dad who doesn’t like dogs eventually warmed up to her because of how sweet she was.

Weeks later we took her to an event downtown on an unseasonably hot fall afternoon beer fest. That dog wanted nothing more than to just get pet by as many people as possible. Outside the front door of a brewery was a worker sitting in a chair almost drenched in sweat looking like he hated life. She walked up to him, sat down and looked at him, and he instantly smiled.

Working one of the beer tents was an interim director of HR from my job who was one of the most miserable shit-birds I ever had the displeasure to work with. She did nothing but complain about everything and everyone, blindly blamed everyone for things she simply didn’t understand, I even nearly got written up because this lady didn’t take the time to read my explanation about an error report when new employees are loaded into a benefits system. Even the sweetest dog wanted nothing to do with that miserable fuck.

I’ll trust the dogs to be a better judge of character than half the mouthbreathers who vote at the polls.

What’s with all the hoopla about Google nuking devices with GrapheneOS lately?

Forever ago, in a post about “applying for jobs after graduating college” tips on Ask[fuckyouspez], I suggested creating a new email address like FirstName.MI.LastName and use that for applying to jobs, definitely don’t use your old email like Xx_PussyDestroyer420_xX@hotmail.com.

I got banned from the sub for violating their rule of “don’t post emails addresses”.

I live by myself in a house, and even when hitting a vape I feel compelled to either blow it out a door/window or directly into a bathroom fan

Like most things, a zipper merge works only if EVERYONE is abiding by it. Much like they tested and found out that a plane can have all passengers boarded and seated with luggage in about 15 minutes…if everyone followed the rules. But know, every damn over-entitled Karen, Jaxson, MacKhenzie and the rest of their ilk feel the rules don’t apply to them.

It’s ribbed on the bottom

Would good food nude be lewd?

During the campaign there was a good series of photos showing the difference between them.

The Obamas looking happy and loving, engaging eachother. The Bidens looking happy and loving. Those 2 shitbirds looking like miserable fucks.