Mayday is a stupid Americanization of m’aider.

Astrology is nonsense.

This post makes it look like you’re ripe for the loony bin.

I don’t have any guns to give and no raccoon to give them to, so probably not.

I would, but there are no raccoons in my country and guns are illegal with very few exceptions

Wat

tl;dr was looking for a bel air copypast at the end, but it seems like you’re just some loony.