BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agoCan't wait.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1645arrow-down18
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minus-squaredaannii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoBase and bass (sound the same) and bass (sounds different) Foundation Instrument /deep sound A Fish How anyone learns English is beyond me
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·25 days ago“You said you were a great bass player!” Me struggling to hold onto a huge wet slippery fish “Grimmie a second, geez!”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoi still remember the best joke i told my entire time in college. a professor was talking about turnpikes and asked if anyone knew what a pike was, with a specific answer in mind.. well, i knew what a pike was worst part was i played DnD, i knew exactly what he was asking. i just saw a low hanging fruit and an opportunity to be a smartass and you really can’t set me up like that.
minus-squarebanazir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days ago A Fish That’s actually spelled ‘ghoti’.
Base and bass (sound the same) and bass (sounds different)
Foundation
Instrument /deep sound
A Fish
How anyone learns English is beyond me
“You said you were a great bass player!”
Me struggling to hold onto a huge wet slippery fish “Grimmie a second, geez!”
i still remember the best joke i told my entire time in college. a professor was talking about turnpikes and asked if anyone knew what a pike was, with a specific answer in mind..
well, i knew what a pike was
worst part was i played DnD, i knew exactly what he was asking. i just saw a low hanging fruit and an opportunity to be a smartass and you really can’t set me up like that.
That’s actually spelled ‘ghoti’.