I mean, you’d be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so…“Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!”
They’d bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.
Left at green boots, right at shitting girl, and if you see jorking it guy, you’ve gone too far.
I’d like to workshop how to make climbing Everest uncool amongst the stupid rich.
Make it inexpensive. They’ll drop it in a second.
Quite the opposite! Charge them ten million bucks. They’ll all want to go and quite a few won’t come back.
Can’t miss it, right next to Green Boots
