Can I be your wife? I’d join a cheese cult.

I’m not sure I’ll ever get over how arrogant and simple-minded Pascal’s Wager is. The whole premise is either Christianity or nothing; it doesn’t account for any other religion. I just find it hilarious.

Translation:

Hey, can you break up with your girlfriend? I have a pretend relationship with you and it makes me genuinely uncomfortable to know you have a real-life partner. Also, please delete photos of yourself. I don’t want other people to have pictures of my ‘fictional other’. Thank you!

P.s. the AI of your character that I believe I’m in a fictional relationship with said you would do these things.