I’m nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
In less than twelve parsecs.
You can measure wait in spans of time
O you son of a… I swear to God!
At 42 I’m well under the average, hell yeah.
You weigh 42 years? Damn
ai literally is that bad
I’ve decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32…
I weigh 1 year… how much is that in kilograms?
Another copy of this fake…?
Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.
“I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost”
Someone needs a shrug.
Never heard of weight maxing?
r/anythingbutmetric
I lost 100 pounds, and now I don’t know how old I am.
Hell yeah, I’m not fat! Turns out I’m like 500+ lbs underweight for my age! I should really eat! A lot!
Morged.
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You’re apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You’re good to go
I too know how to press the f12 button
