I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.

Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.

If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?

I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.

no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️

/s

we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would

My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!

Nofap is retarded.

I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?

I was promised hairy palms.

A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.

The hurricanes turn me on.