Id be using the hell out of payphones if they still existed. They just seem convenient and i have too many quarters
Bitch, we talking to you through your phone’s keyboard’s predictive text and by rearranging your social media feed and you think that’s mysterious capitalism doing a magick psychic instead of, like, us.
Lmao conspiracy theorists be like:
"The PhD mathmaticians and neuroscientists will spend their entire lives on writing theses,
and then programmers and engineers will spend months to apply those and decades to improve their applications,
AND all of this effort will be used to make billionaires more money, plus some government propoganda."
Do people really believe this shit?
Bro, you think the Earth is real.
I don’t know how to relay how retarded your ass is.
We got rid of our landline because scammers kept calling me daddy. Got tired after about 6 illegitimate children popping up and asking for alimony.
maybe you shouldn’t have been such a stud in your youth
jokes on you, they’ve been a eunuch since they were 4.
Well, dying also gets you out.
Isn’t The Matrix just an allegory about being transgender?
Given the watchowskis are trans, I’d say “not intentionally, but DEFINITELY subconsciously”
Did you know the Democrats in the US are sponsoring anti-communist posts on Lemmy and Reddit in the hopes some the anticomm sentiment will bubble up and damage the momentum of progressive socially democratic candidates like Mamdani, AOC, and Sanders?




