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Y’all thinking mules and horses but I’m thinking Satyr for all ones’ Greek mythos or demon sex play needs.
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I really do hope they make that noise when you’re walking, or else, what would even be the point?
They’re low key cute… I’d design a Halloween costume around them to justify buying them
More like Neighman Marcus!
Clop clop
Perfect footwear for the Epstein class
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“Why do men keep calling me a cow?! The Ozempic has been working! I’m THIN now! It’s not FAIR!”




