OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThis Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Peelemmy.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1563arrow-down111
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minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·3 months agoI used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
minus-squareHappy Cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·3 months agoSo thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
minus-squareofficermike@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoBut what do you do now that there’s no queen?
I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
But what do you do now that there’s no queen?