I thought this was a trans joke…

Hey now, don’t call them eggs, let them come to the conclusion of transition on their own.

Also, in the fridge.

Eggs should be kept in the back of the fridge. Constant temperature changes reduce freshness.

Put them with the plebs

I have chickens. My eggs are on the counter.

Balcony seats still.

Next show the butter in their own sealed off chamber just for them.

They watch Bob spank Petunia while Larry films it for her OF.