Guess I’ll have to keep making coffee the old way

Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!

I’ve got a french press. Is it spying on me for china or France. At this point I don’t care which one.

The US also has reams of data on every American. The difference is America is using to control, capture, and kill people.

Oooh new vocab, thanks.

精神分裂症

Jīngshéng fēnliè zhèng

Schizophrenia

精神 - mind/mental state

分裂 - split/divided

症 - illness

謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）

Xièxiè (bù, wŏ mĕi yòu jīngshéng fēnliè zhèng)

Thanks (no, I don’t have schizophrenia)