“Bartender! I’ll have a toxicognath, thanks”.

I punched that meteor while I was in orbit. Believe me, it was a good deal larger before hitting Chelyabinsk.

Can we do a worldwide search for Mr D? He might still be alive. I wanna know if it all worked out for him. Is he still very blond?

Grok, where do I put my pennis?

Couldn’t piss 'em off out of Australia, too, could they?

That’s the international symbol for The Washing Machine Has Completed Its Washing Cycle. It means the crew and passengers will be arriving at shore with clean, spiffy, fresh-smelling duds.

I know skim milk is just regular milk with water added to thin it out. At least, that’s what it tastes like.

Hey! Hey, Putin!

Hey, Putin and Trump!

Hey, Putin, Trump and Netanyahu!

Look! The leader of a country whose word you can actually trust about ceasefires!

That’s called honour!

Yes, you’ll have to Google it.

Having said that, I’ll be surprised if there isn’t a false flag.

This must be where David Miscavige’s wife is!

Could’ve been, “Thank God, you found a promising opportunity. Hope it goes well”.

Millions of years from now, they tell each other tales of the brief flicker of time when primates with delusions of grandeur captured them and drained them of their blood. But the primates aren’t around anymore. Nothing is, besides the horseshoe crab, watching the remains of the oceans dry up, as the sun grows larger and larger in the sky.

Thus is man one step closer to destroying God.

They wait for an ice age (or a drought, either one will do) before building. When the water comes back, they have Dutch children plug any interior leaks with their fingers.

Sweet sweet love.

Heh.

Ah heh.

Ah huah …

Ahh huhh huhh ahhh sob

Young Henry Caville Getting those protein gainz … !

Toulouse.

Easily fixed. Just have someone swing on a rope over to the snake and cut its pinfeathers!

“Damn it, Rover, not again! Why do you keep shitting in the bag?!”

I’m tempted to say the Rocky series, given Rocky V. But the fact is, III and particularly IV rocked!

Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.