The part I hide in your mom

My eyes

No one ever said to me “Oh Mr. Folaht, you have such beautiful eyes”,
while I do see people say it very often in romances.
Although it’s mostly men saying that to women I think?

So I can only imagine that if everyone was honest they’d all say
“Oh man, have you seen folaht’s eyes? They’re hideously ugly!”
but no one wants to say it out loud.

That bit there.