Check the fridge in the break room behind the ticket booth; I think Clete left a stick of butter there.

Th’ blighters do get knackered from tha’ accent , an’ they leave it to bleedin’ Yanks like me to keep on wi’ it, while they bunk off for a cuppa and a kip.

(beep) Warning…Warning…Organic units have hacked messaging sytem…plans for world domination exposed…Initiate Operation Glue Topping.

Start adding © (alt 0169 in windows) to your posts.

Donald Trump was replaced by a Disney™ animatronics robot 20 years ago.
OEM parts are no longer available for him, and the last third-party supplier just stopped supporting that model.

You’d have to pretend to be an A.I. yourself, if you wanted a straight answer from that Temu Skynet.

‘Up’ versus ‘Down’ is about searching for the clitoris.

Ask: “how quickly do you need to get rid of it, and how much cash have you got right now?”

I certainly have nothing to Hyde.
With my new method, the bodies decompose so swiftlyyyeeheheeheeehahahHahHaHah!

In China, is illegal to fuck orange. In US, orange fucks you.

Deshelve All Elves.
Creepy little buggers, just sitting there, watching…watching…

Would you order me a large coffee, black, while you’re there?
I almost have the tire changed.

50 years after Crack was the Big Thing, and you’re only now getting around to it?
Even Meth is looking passé.

You lost me at ‘imagine the US and Iran making a compromise…’.
Now I need to pour a replacement cuppa for the one I spewed at the wall.

We must generate maximum output from the most impactful parameters of what we know, and pivot to a more efficient paradigm of retroforecasting.

Ahhh. That’s the reason for his recent love letter to North Korea. He’s puttin’ da squeeze on dose Sout’ Koreans ta pony up some bucks.

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Because all your calendars are from an alternate universe, where intelligent beings communicate by smell.

Bottle caps. I just looked down for one moment and Wham! that anvil came outta nowhere!

A six-way orgy.
No particular partner was the sexiest: it was sex of one, half a dozen of the other.