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Privatized social security?
You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.
If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.
Who leaked the Michael Bloomberg reform plan?
Like health insurance i guess
Privatized anything in the US always leads to enshittified garbage.
WTF? Stupid fucking neoliberals.
The liberal dream. (I use liberal in the classical sense. Here in the US - where people don’t know what words mean - instead of “liberal” folks here might refer to them as “centrists,” “moderates” or “neoliberals.” Interesting that neoliberals are somehow not liberals here in the US, even though “liberal” is IN THE DAMN NAME!)
I like those style of lights. If I ever find some cheap enough, I’m going to string them up in my living room and have a picnic.
That motherfucker still alive?
My problem with this future is that it doesn’t look like people use proper punctuation and stroked lettering to make it easier to read text plastered across a busy background.
I’d call it the darkest timeline, but putting the timeline in darkmode might improve things.
You’ve misspelled “EXECUTED”
That was a nice warm feeling for a minute, thanks for that. Ope, gotta get back to my hellscape of a life again thanks for that byyyyeee
