Remember when we didn’t have censored shit on the internet?
I remember when the only censored thing was the final stages of a bonsai kitten.
Remember when they started adding that shit and you could get kids who were running it kicked off the internet any time you said “fuck”?
The more foam, the longer a keg stretches (pure profit for the house). But sure, let’s gaslight the consumer into thinking foam is BETTER than beer: https://www.brewer-world.com/3-pours-of-pilsner-urquell/
Did… Did you watch it all? It’s a prank on a regular customer.
Randy Johnson talks differently than I thought
If the head is bigger than 1 cm or so it’s a shit pour
Ever been to Prague ?
Nope

Well you can ask for this, and its surprisingly good
If that were a Guinness it would be a perfect pour.
It would be out of spec. 10-12mm, of head is the spec for a Guinness pour, if I recall correctly
Which… will appear after a while as Guinness is the kind of beer that is so dang dense it will remain mostly level as the head turns to liquid. It was a joke.
Phil is a real one.
Try ordering a beer in Japan. They think there that the foam contains all the alcohol, it’s not at all uncommon to get glasses with over half foam



