Carrots used to be purple originally.

Carrots being orange by default is thanks to the Dutch. Fucking bastards.

Carrots (and corn) have come in a variety of colors since time immemorial.

I have and they are delicious

Purple is the old carrot. Orange is newer.

I grow carrots of multiple colors all year round. They honestly all taste the same.

There’s a purple carrot in my fridge right now…

Sure. I’ll also accept purple and red sweet potatoes.

I have grown orange, yellow, and purple carrots. They are all yummy.

Purple carrots have a better taste, in my opinion. Not perfectly interchangeable with the standard orange ones, so having the option for both would be nice

Are there any unsolved murders circling this grocer?

I’ve had them. Well. We bought some and the very next day they were already limp and wet and grody. So maybe next batch will be better?

You cannot fool me. There are no purple carrots. /s