“At the tone, please state your name.”

Me: “Momit’smeI’matthecopshopattheboardwalkreadytogetpickedupi’llseeyousoonloveyoubye.”

"This is a collect call from “Momit’smeI’matthecopshopattheboardwalkreadytogetpickedupi’llseeyousoonloveyoubye.” To accept charges, press 1. To refuse charges, press 2.

Mom: Presses #2 and picks up her keys