For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
Correct
Someone calls me buddy we’re throwing hands.
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.
You’re in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.
Here come the magic words:
American Midwest
You forgot Bless your heart.
Bless your hearrrrtt.
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Excellent example of racial vs racist humor. Thank you.
- NI
Now bring me a shrubbery
Now, see here!
I go straight to “excuse me??”
I like a very stern “what’s up” if its a stranger.






