Anal fissure and chronic diarrhea qualify this as a shitpost.
If I may be so bold, I say it is top notch!
the idea of needing a test to know whether you have chronic diarrhea is sending me
So like, one of the poop tests measures (I think specific gravity?) in meters per second. And all I have thought about the past 30 years in a tiny corner of my brain is lab techs racing poops
balls twisted AND on fire
I just checked your test results. You have Chronic Dying Disease. I’m so sorry, you have somewhere under 90 years to live. Have you been bicycling? It’s the only way i can think of to get test results like this
I know this has been around for a while, but is this dude for real? I know it was originally COVID, but this guy is a moron.
isn’t he a Cain Award winner?
I hope not
Oh no, you’ve got diarrhea AIDS!
Bubonic plague is easy to treat with subs general antibiotics, you were very lucky.
HANTAVIRUS???
