I’m sure the character wouldn’t play today. But I’d love a Duke Nukem animated series. Like an adult swim sort of cartoon. Where Duke Nukem is just this braindead jock with guns.

I can hear his voice saying “Go find it!” without a hint of irony.

That was one of the first things they taught us after my youngest died; that we should say she died and not was lost. That way our oldest wouldn’t be confused and keep looking for her.

That’s just disgusting