• sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    7 days ago

    We knew each other 2 704 452 110 years ago. We were nextdoor neighbours on the bacterial mat, filter feeding using some obscure chemical metabolisms. We both lasted around maybe 2 hours?

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    7 days ago

    I was the trees. When you ate me, that was the sexiest part. Then I was inside you, that was sexy too. I also liked when you inhaled all my tree jizz, and sneezed it back out onto the delicate, sticky, receptive top part of my pistil.