I was the trees. When you ate me, that was the sexiest part. Then I was inside you, that was sexy too. I also liked when you inhaled all my tree jizz, and sneezed it back out onto the delicate, sticky, receptive top part of my pistil.

*ChatGPT apologized

So many of these have popped up in the last week it makes me think there is a really good, human-coded privacy tool out there that was just released, and this noise is to cover it.